27-05-2024, 10:13 PM in response to #49066
Quadruple lock on pensions. I think he is really going for the grey vote and banking on the younger lot not being that enthused with Starmer.
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27-05-2024, 10:13 PM in response to #49066
Quadruple lock on pensions. I think he is really going for the grey vote and banking on the younger lot not being that enthused with Starmer.
Loading... 27-05-2024, 10:18 PM in response to #49073 Barnet Ben Wrote: There is nothing stopping you getting tits and changing your name. Be the change you want to be, not the one Sakir does. ❤️ True that, but I'd be a bloke with tits and a different name then and I've never met a bird with hands like mine. And they're not supposed to be there nor would they grow there which is why the term works. 27-05-2024, 10:27 PM in response to #49092
They've leaked tomorrow's announcements:
• Tuition fees to be extended to primary schools. • Pensioners to be given "first dibs" on children's organs. • Teenagers under new 5pm curfew, to be enforced by machine-gun robots. 27-05-2024, 10:39 PM in response to #49094 Leeds Sandgrounder Wrote: They've leaked tomorrow's announcements: A new 'game changing' dog trolley manufacturing depot in Cleethorpes which will create 100,000 new jobs for tearful children. Trolleys to be 100% sustainable and made out of workshy children. 27-05-2024, 10:58 PM in response to #49096 Bullsgold Wrote: A new 'game changing' dog trolley manufacturing depot in Cleethorpes which will create 100,000 new jobs for tearful children. Trolleys to be 100% sustainable and made out of workshy children. They'll ban dogs just after the factory opens. They'll sell it off to Michelle Mone and then buy many £ms worth of dog trollies back, but they'll only have 1 wheel each so will be destroyed unused. It'll take an ITV drama to expose this and the Govt will then announce a 15 year inquiry to learn lessons. 27-05-2024, 11:13 PM in response to #49097 27-05-2024, 11:17 PM in response to #49099 27-05-2024, 11:22 PM in response to #49100 28-05-2024, 05:56 AM in response to #49092 Barnet Ben Wrote: Quadruple lock on pensions. I think he is really going for the grey vote and banking on the younger lot not being that enthused with Starmer. The country has basically turned into the script for Hot Fuzz, where the really evil fuckers are the boomers. |
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