18-05-2024, 01:50 PM in response to #47165
Great Wakering is another great place name.
Was it named after someone had an epic wank?
Was it named after someone had an epic wank?
18-05-2024, 01:50 PM in response to #47165
Great Wakering is another great place name.
Was it named after someone had an epic wank? 18-05-2024, 01:53 PM in response to #47165 Leeds Sandgrounder Wrote: At the very second I read Cockermouth in that post the cricket commentators were talking about Cockermouth (Ben Stokes is from there). I am going to move to Cockermouth and live life as if I was in a Carry On film. Its a shame he isn't called Ben Strokes, really. Or Ben Dover. Or just something like Roger Mee. Or anything really. Having said that, I do like the name Ben Stokes so he's alright by me. Move on, nothing to see here. 18-05-2024, 02:02 PM in response to #47154 Mr Staffordshire Wrote: Woke boys more like Thread diversion, but I was just listening to Torn by Natalie Imbruglia and mentioned to my 12 year old that she was very pretty. He was interested (he has a good eye, having correctly ranked Girls Aloud a couple of weeks ago), so I played the video. He said not pretty, because she had short hair!! He said he doesn’t find short haired girls pretty because they are too woke. Not sure whether to be horrified or a little proud. 18-05-2024, 02:12 PM in response to #47168 18-05-2024, 02:13 PM in response to #47169 Baldman Wrote: Thread diversion, but I was just listening to Torn by Natalie Imbruglia and mentioned to my 12 year old that she was very pretty. He was interested (he has a good eye, having correctly ranked Girls Aloud a couple of weeks ago), so I played the video. You should have agreed and then added "it's not her song anyway, so you're spot on, she can fuck right off!". I was a fan how she looked but always feared that she'd say something kind which would embarrass me in front of my friends so I didn't bother. 18-05-2024, 02:14 PM in response to #47169 Baldman Wrote: Thread diversion, but I was just listening to Torn by Natalie Imbruglia and mentioned to my 12 year old that she was very pretty. He was interested (he has a good eye, having correctly ranked Girls Aloud a couple of weeks ago), so I played the video. This is why you shouldn't raise boys in the Home Counties. What chance do they have of not turning into little Clarksons? 18-05-2024, 02:17 PM in response to #47170 18-05-2024, 02:18 PM in response to #47173
Anyway, got to go to the supermarket on my own now.
Good luck to anyone who's in there! Cheerrers! 18-05-2024, 02:18 PM in response to #47172 |
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