27-05-2024, 10:39 PM in response to #49094
Leeds Sandgrounder Wrote: They've leaked tomorrow's announcements:
• Tuition fees to be extended to primary schools.
• Pensioners to be given "first dibs" on children's organs.
• Teenagers under new 5pm curfew, to be enforced by machine-gun robots.
A new 'game changing' dog trolley manufacturing depot in Cleethorpes which will create 100,000 new jobs for tearful children. Trolleys to be 100% sustainable and made out of workshy children.